MON Żabka Index
A deadpan joke index of whether shops near Poland's defence offices in Warsaw are busier than usual, with a status page and alerts.
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2/5our rating
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Template description
Warsaw's answer to the Pentagon Pizza Index: a deadpan joke indicator (ŻABCON 1-5) of whether the takeaway counters and Żabkas next to Poland's defence offices are busier than usual, with a status page and alerts.
From the public template page at x.ai/bot/cWOs10hY6LGwap-hAHBj2.
Details
- Shared by
- @robglnn on X, Nov 2, 2026
- Listed
- Nov 3, 2026
- Popularity
- 2 on the source post (likes + 2×reposts + 2×quotes + replies + bookmarks, counted Nov 14, 2026)